Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
bring money and cleavage
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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