I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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