I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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