sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
