let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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