is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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