She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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