And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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