I am puke
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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