we're blogging at a bar
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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