pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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