Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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