super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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