This girl is more easily done than said...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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