I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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