I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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