question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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