apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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