This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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