They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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