I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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