what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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