just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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