She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Randomize
