Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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