Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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