Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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