school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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