Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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