WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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