My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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