Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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