I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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