I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
are you so shy because you have an std?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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