So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
