Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
