Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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