I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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