Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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