I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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