Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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