It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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