It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i dont even know how to be here
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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