I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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