so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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