none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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