Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
whose parrot is this?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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