so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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