I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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