Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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