My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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