what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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