my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
honey bunches of taint.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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